Remember your U.S. Bong?
Cheap purple plastic two feet long
With a cheesy old aluminum bowl
Didn't hit very well but what did you know?
It was your genuine U.S. Bong
And you were packing tubes all summer long
'Til your mom found out and took it away
You were saving up the very next day

For a brand new U.S. Bong
Good old U.S. Bong
Good old U.S. Bong

Your bro was a Tokemaster man
Dug the curved mouthpiece and the clear Lexan
But the suckers didn't have any base
In the slightest breeze they'd spill all over the place
So you stuck with your U.S. Bong
It was cheap, patriotic and it never went wrong
'Til your mom found out and took it again
Started thinkin' it's time to make a new friend

Good old U.S. Bong
Good old U.S. Bong
Good old U.S. Bong

I was a Graphics man
Dug the aquarium rocks and the suede soup can
With the removable aluminum sleeve
Hit so good it put your friends to sleep
It was the pinnacle of 80s design
And that's why the only bongs you'll find
Are like the Graphics or the U.S. Bong
And that's why I wrote this dumb song

Good old U.S. Bong
Good old U.S. Bong
Good old U.S. Bong

© 2006 GNILSONGS

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