Musician so stupid
Musician so stupid
We should know - we're musicians

Play around in bars
Never make any money
Promise lots of sexy girls
But we never get any

Sexy girls so stupid
Sexy girls so stupid
We should know - we're musicians

Get a tattoo on your back
It's not sexy but whatever
Smoke too many cigarettes
And your boyfriend is an asshole

Smoking so stupid
Smoking so stupid
We should know - we're musicians

Smell like an ashtray all the time
And your fingers turning orange
If the cigarettes run out
Find a restaurant and forage

Restaurant workers so stupid
Restaurant workers so stupid
We should know - we're musicians

Work for $2.13 an hour
Serving jerks who never tip you
Then you get to clean the toilets
At least you're not a musician

Musician so stupid...

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